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"Real Love Is Forever"-Eric Draven

The Lone Cowboy
20 November
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"Leaving lepidoptera...Please, don't touch the display, little boy, aha cute! Moving to the next aisle we have arachnida, the spiders, our...finest collection. This friendly little devil is the heptothilidi, unfortunately harmless. Next to him, the nasty licosa raptoria, his tiny fangs cause creeping ulcerations of the skin (laugh). And here, my prize, the Black Widow. Isn't she lovely?...And so deadly. Her kiss is fifteen times as poisonous as that of the rattlesnake. You see her venom is highly neurotoxic, which is to say that it attacks the central nervous system causing intense pain, profuse sweating, difficulty in breathing, loss of consciousness, violent convulsions and, finally...Death. You know what I think I love the most about her is her inborn need to dominate, possess. In fact, immediately after the consummation of her marriage to the smaller and weaker male of the species she kills and eats him...(laugh) oh, she is delicious...And I hope he was! Such power and dignity...unhampered by sentiment. If I may put forward a slice of personal philosophy, I feel that man has ruled this world as a stumbling dimented child-king long enough! And as his empire crumbles, my precious Black Widow shall rise as his most fitting successor!"-Vincent Price (from Alice Cooper: Welcome to My Nightmare)</center>

"I object to all this sex on the television. I mean I keep falling off"-Monty Python

Perhaps one of the most interesting words in the English language today, is the word: fuck. Out of all of the English words that begin with the letter F, fuck is the only word that is referred as the F-word. It's the one magical word. Just by its sound it can describe pain, pleasure, hate and love. Fuck as most words in the English language is derived from German. The word "Ficken", which means to strike. In English fuck falls in to many grammatical categories.
As a transitive verb, for instance: Johnny fucked Shirley. As an intransitive verb: Shirley fucks. Its meaning is not always sexual.
It could be used as an adjective, such as: John is doing all the fucking work. As part of an adverb: Shirley talks too fucking much.
As an adverb inhancing an adjective: Shirley is fucking beautiful. As a noun: I don't give a fuck. As part of a word: abso-fucking-lutely.
Or, in-fucking-credible. And, as almost every word in a sentence: fuck the fucking fuckers.
You must realize that there aren't too many words with the versatility of fuck. As in these examples describing situations such as...
fraud: I got fucked at the used car garage. dismay: ooooh, fuck it. trouble: I guess I'm really fucked now. aggression: Don't fuck with me, buddy! difficulty: I don't understand this fucking question. inquiry: Who the fuck was that?
dissatisfaction: I don't like the fuck what is going on here. inconpidence: He's a fuck-off. dismissal: Why don't you go outside, play hide and go fuck yourself. I'm sure you can think of many more examples. with all of these multi-purpose-applications. How can anyone be offended when you use the word? We say, use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech.
It will identify the quality of your character immediately. Say it loudly and proudly...

Fuck You

I adopted a cute lil' kitty fetus
from Fetusmart! Hooray fetus!

The WeatherPixie

Pretty Soon this page is going to be like 40 pages with all the shit I add to it.

Ooo look the Gothic Powerpuffs

Okay I saw someone else put this in their LJ user info. So I am too.
Why they are on my friends list:
airplaneguy85 I met Brandon through Jessie. We're not close friends but we talk sometimes when we see each other.
danimoth I met Eddie in the 9th grade. Our friendship is the sort of on again off again kinda friednship.
destiny_karma I met Kelli because of her daughter Ashly. Sometimes we disagree (even though we shouldn't because I'm always right => ) but somehow we manage not to stay mad long.
im_questionmark That's me
mouseindahouse The other Eddie. The one not in school. IE. Ashly's dad.
mshappygolucky Where do you start with Ashly. We've done so much together and I'm closer to her then anyone else on here. I'd do anything to keep things that way because, I'd hate to lose that. Even if she did steal my birthday =)
oldblueraven I've known Ben since my sophomore year. We haven't talked much lately. Then again there has been some drama lately too.
plzspearbritney Yeah it's monica. She's a gangsta not a wanksta, G.
sentofserenity I met Jessie my Junior year at the German resturant and while we both are very different we are also very alike. Sometimes I can talk to her and sometimes not. I'm glad to have her here though.
thespy_luvr Jess-jess again.
xtutusntightsx Well last but not least here is Wendi. One of the best singers and actresses I know. I hope to see her on Broadway some day.

Marriage is

Asexual reproduction is love.

Broadway is love.

avenue q is love

Seasons of Love

© show some heart ©

Self-Injury: You are NOT the only one.

Monday, March 1, 2004 is SI Awareness Day.

80s rock is love.

Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb
Dr. Strangelove or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Crap! all that was pointless!!!

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Wal*Mart Is Cheap Love.
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